Meme This
Dear Facebook:
I am not my music, even though I sometimes wish I were. I do not want to share 25 random facts about myself with even one other person, much less 139 of them. I do not want you to help me create my Witness Protection Program name. I do not want to know which English word I am. Don’t get me started about the whole Superpoke business.
Can’t I just use you? Keep your memes to yourself and we can make this thing work.
Your friend,
JHoward
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